The holiday news is good out of Camp David, that presidential retreat where His Bushiness and family congregated for gift-giving and fruit salad, but not the Peace On Earth kind, only the George-got-more-stuff kind. Personally I'm giving him a new snarlyrhyme for Christmas:
At Christmas George got hot feet
that's what his wife has said
for toasty tootsies biking
they'll match his big hothead.
Yet if his dogs still freeze up
it's now a well known fact
he'll bike on off to boot camp
on ground in bombed Iraq.
Above snarlyrhyme inspired by news reports this morning from NPR concerning what Laura bought George. Left-over fruit salad, anyone?