First, let's groan through Lim's lim, then Mr.A. may take his stand:
A Kitten on the Sly
A kitten was caught on the sly
his paw with a cookie oh my
when secrets are sold
they're worth more than gold
in Washington they'll just deny.
A man is unmasked on TV
a client of Madam Palfrey
'twas nothing amiss
not even a kiss
let's ask him I'm sure he'll agree.
Our cookies are only for greeting
not smooching nor loving nor eating
a chocolate oatmeal?
whatever you feel
your fantasies we'll be repeating.
The bakery is closed now for good
you had to know one day it would
for all things must end
our shock'n'awe friend
will crumble like cookies all should.
Lim the Cat
Mr.A.'s lim is short yet not especially sweet:
Dear kitten by name of Tobias
we'd like you to call up and try us
your neck is what's stiff
but later a tiff
will cause you to want to deny us.