March 31, 2007
A Cat Phoned the Old FDA
It's not for certain that it was Mr.A.Cat making the call, but he's very concerned about the lax pet food safety in this country and has let us know in no uncertain terms...and you can see that Dame Cybil, an old colleague of Mr.A, is quite viciously upset with the FDA and about cheap global ingredients and their sorry consequences:
A cat phoned the old FDA
he had a few bon mots to say
to blame China now
for spiking our chow
won't serve all our fears to allay.
With plastics put into our gluten
you poison us like Vladdie Putin
the FDA now
is no cat's meow
just lazy and too high-fallutin'.
Mr.A.Cat, on behalf of innocent kitties (and puppies) everywhere