October 9, 2006

Darlin' Denny: a sing along!

Can you bake a porky pie Denny Boy Denny Boy
can you bake a porky pie, Darlin' Denny?

You can bake a porky pie with a pay raise in your eye
you're a sly one rewarding all your brothers.

Can you hide the sleeze and crud Denny Boy Denny Boy
can you hide the sleeze and crud, Darlin' Denny?

You can hide the sleeze and crud while resembling a pud
you're a leader displeasing all the mothers.

Can you open and say ah Denny Boy Denny Boy
can you open and say ah, Darlin' Denny?

You can open and say ah you're supposed to follow law
you're a slack one without a moral compass.

Can you turn your head and cough Denny Boy Denny Boy
can you turn your head and cough, Darlin' Denny?

You can turn your head and cough while you're grunting at the trough
you're a comcon enabling, weak, and pompous.


(I must take responsibility for my own actions on this one--no kittens involved or harmed in the writing of this ditty--jc 10.9.06 3:39 pm)


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